Because they’re probably funnier out of context:
- I was thinking of that because, well, I don’t use it, but I used to use it on my dog.
- A French person would be like, “what are you, from some farm?!”
- God: you’ll see him a lot….in these songs.
- Do you feel good? I love sneezing!
- There’s always someone new to hit.
- Stab someone, that helped you last time!
- What kind of vegetable is ugly?
- You’ll mean to say the word ‘red’ and you end up saying the word ‘turkey’…
- He’s never sat in the Listening Chair, he just tells stories!
- You’re gonna wanna buy books.
- This is 1947, so you know it’s hip!
- I’m color coding this. All in different shades of yellow.
- Reflecting. Is very. Subjective.
- Whoo, it’s, like, pungent!
- It’s like I can see your nose vibrate, it’s great.
- The state really frowns upon two things: being a pedophile and selling drugs to minors. So, if neither of those are in your background, you’ll probably be just fine. It’s really hard to be a convicted felon.
- I’m scrapping your xmas present, you’re getting a wind-up doll.
- Spirit fingers for Prokofiev!
- Things I learned tonight: 1-how to dominate a Dr. Pepper can.
- MAYBE they actually loved augmented chords but they felt supressed by the musical expectations of society…LIKE THIS CLASS.
- Basses don’t matter.
- Star Trek, not Star Wars! Let’s keep our star shit in order!
- ∂ > ∞
- Chords don’t have rights.
- Chords are people too!!
- Time flies when you’re wasting time!
- I CANNOT FUCK WITH THIS DO-BASED MINOR BULLSHIT SO EARLY IN THE DAMN MORNING.
- Guys, before you leave, I found a message on this chair. It is: love…..is………the……??……..movement! So…if you’re ever tested on what ‘the movement is…now you know.
- There’s something beautiful about how Italians go ape shit on vowels
- It has to be more than just a ho.
- I don’t know what you girls are doing, but the odds are in your favor.
